Wedding Absurd Comparisons Game
Kheper Games
Party Games
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Compete with other players to come up with the most absurd matching answers possible!Players take turns asking questions or making fill-in-the-blank statements and other players submit hilarious answers. The one with the funniest answer wins!Includes:- 96 absurd questions- 107 absurd answer cars- 1 diamond shaped 8-side die- 1 rule card
United States
We strive to ship all orders received before 1:00 pm Mountain Standard Time on the same day. Back orders are shipped per your instructions. All orders are shipped F.O.B. Broomfield, Colorado. Orders are shipped via UPS Ground or Fed Ex Express Saver unless other arrangements are requested. The customer is responsible for all freight charges, insurance, handling charges and C.O.D. fees.
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