This massive, iridescent, rainbow-colored dong is inspired by the mystical firebird known as the phoenix! It has a large, tapered head, the veiny shaft is covered in feathery and mystical bumps, ridges, and textures that add delightful sensation, and the wide base has a strong suction-cup for hands-free rides! Get buzzed with the powerful vibrator that is nestled inside and choose between 3 speeds and 7 patterns of vibration that you control with the battery-operated remote! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Use it in fantasy roleplay, kinky cosplay, and steamy self-love sessions! The soft but squishy material is also waterproof, rated as IPX6 so it can be taken in the shower but not submerged underwater. To recharge the vibrator, connect the magnetic end of the charger to magnetic points on the base of the dildo, then connect to the USB port or adapter. Power button flashes while charging. Remove from charger promptly once fully charged. Replace the remote's battery as needed. To clean, wash with warm water and mild soap, then rinse it off and spray with a toy cleaner. Pat dry and let it air out. Store out of direct sunlight or heat. Keep separate from other silicone toys.
Your hands tighten on the long, fire-proof rope that is tethered to the angry phoenix. It screeches in protest, the sound nearly deafening. You shake your head to clear it and yank on the rope, pulling the giant bird's head down. "Stay put, you horrid beast!" It's just your luck that all the other attendants have left to celebrate Gwynn's promotion, leaving you as the only one to shut down the Exotic Aviary tonight. You reach down to grab the hook for the rope so you can tie a hitch, and the giant, rainbow-colored bird notices you're off balance and chooses that moment to flap its great wings and rear up, pulling you up into the air! You flail, grasping at the air, and then slam onto the ground. It takes a moment to realize where you are. The ground rose up to hit you in the head, and you completely lost consciousness. You open your eyes and only see stars and bleary shadows for a while. You feel something tugging at your clothes, pecking at your skin. Your sight clears and you see the sharp beak of the phoenix ripping your clothes off. It's busy shredding your clothing to pieces, no doubt to make a nest for itself out of your linens! Your eyes open wider in shock and you try to get up, but the bird screeches at you and pounces on you, pinning you down with its strong taloned foot and shoving its sharp beak in your chest. It turns its head and looks at you with one, large, golden eye. The iris gets very, very large and you notice it starts to purr and coo. "What in the world is happening?", you whisper to yourself, bewildered and frightened. You vaguely sense that there's a little too much cool air on your skin and realize you are mostly naked at this point. The phoenix's feathers start to ruffle and fluff up, then it closes its eyes half-way as if intoxicated, and that's when you feel it; a big, heavy, wet bird rod on your thigh. "Oh, not a chance!" You rise to get up, but the giant phoenix pushes you down again, its eyes a little more threatening, its talons digging a little deeper into your flesh so it hurts. And then it starts to rock its body until... it pushes through and into you! You yell out, your voice heard by no one, as the large rod fills you up! The phoenix spreads its wings, rides you, and then empties all of its seed into your body! You whimper, half-naked, and realize this is just one more mess you'll have to clean up tonight.
United States
We strive to ship all orders received before 1:00 pm Mountain Standard Time on the same day. Back orders are shipped per your instructions. All orders are shipped F.O.B. Broomfield, Colorado. Orders are shipped via UPS Ground or Fed Ex Express Saver unless other arrangements are requested. The customer is responsible for all freight charges, insurance, handling charges and C.O.D. fees.
Please feel free to contact your Customer Service Representative with any questions.
Free Shipping on Prepaid Orders
We will pay the ground shipping charges within the Continental U.S. for a wholesale prepaid order of $3000 or more. Payment is only accepted by cashiers check, money order, or pre-approved company check. Due to processing fees, credit/debit cards cannot be accepted as prepayment.
Return Window
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. Items must be in their original condition and packaging to be eligible for a return.
Return Process
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Request a Return:
- Contact our customer service team at [insert contact email/phone number] to request a return.
- Provide your order number, the item(s) you wish to return, and the reason for the return.
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Receive Return Authorization:
- Once your return request is approved, you will receive a Return Authorization (RA) number along with return instructions.
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Package and Ship Your Return:
- Pack the item(s) securely in the original packaging.
- Include the RA number and a copy of the original receipt or proof of purchase.
- Ship the return to the address provided in the return instructions.
Refunds
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Refund Process:
- Once we receive your return, we will inspect the item(s) and notify you of the status of your refund.
- If the return is approved, we will process your refund to the original method of payment within 7-10 business days.
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Partial Refunds:
- Items that are returned damaged, missing parts, or not in their original condition may be subject to a partial refund or restocking fee.
Exchanges
- We only replace items if they are defective or damaged. If you need to exchange an item, please contact our customer service team.
Non-Returnable Items
- Some items cannot be returned, including:
- Gift cards
- Downloadable software products
- Perishable goods (e.g., food, flowers)
- Personal care items (e.g., intimate or sanitary goods)
Return Shipping Costs
- If the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.), we will cover the return shipping costs.
- For other returns, you will be responsible for paying the shipping costs.
Contact Information
If you have any questions about our return policy, please contact us at:
- Email: kinkscloset1@gmail.com
- Phone: 888 840 6399