Brace yourself because this Monster Giant Fantasy Dildo is here! From the swamps comes a creature so unbelievable that it can only have come from your dreams or nightmares! This nearly 3 foot tall, 98 lb dong is a showstopper! Make a statement by adding it to your home decor, bring it to a trade show to attract customers and start conversations, incorporate it into a sci-fi or fantasy film, or even bench press it at the gym! Made out of PVC, it is firm, smooth and flexible. The suction cup base helps keep it secured to the floor so it doesn't tip over. To clean it, use warm water and mild soap, then spray with a toy cleaner. Wipe with a soft cloth and let air dry. When lifting it use proper lifting positions in order to not hurt your back. If you attempt to ride this monster, adventure at your own risk! On a hot and balmy day, you've decided to explore more on this surprise vacation to the Everglades. Fanning yourself, the heat is as heavy as a blanket and you seek some shade in the late afternoon. For miles the winding, wet swamplands stretch out and you sit at the edge of it on the moist earth under a tree. The sun hangs low in the sky, yet it's still warm, so you strip down and wade into the water. The cool water freshens and cools you. You feel so relaxed you lose track of time. Suddenly there's a moment in the water and as you look around, you see the two glassy, black eyes of something watching you. Your breath catches in your throat, fight or flight activated, yet you stay perfectly still. As you finally turn to start moving out of the water, a scaly, wet hand grabs your thigh. You freeze, terrified, but your terror turns to confusion and arousal as the hand begins to slide up between your thighs and stimulate you! As you look down, you see the pink tipped, scaly, green rod begin to emerge from the water. It surfaces, twitching, firm and excited; two glassy black eyes look up at you and the hands pull you down over the shaft. It parts you and you find yourself being moved up and down and it feels so good that it surprises you. Your moans are barely heard over the wild waters, and you begin to feel hot for an entirely different reason! As you reach climax, the monster releases you, thick, white slime trailing between your thighs. You walk out of the water and to the shore again, only the Everglades knowing your mysterious secret. Measurements: Overall length: 35 inches. Shaft length: 30 inches. Narrowest diameter: 6.5 inches. Widest diameter: 8.8 inches. Materials: PVC, plastic Weight: 98.1 lbs Color: Green, black, brown Note: Use only with water-based or silicone-based lubricants for best results. Novelty toy. Use at your own risk.

Warning: This is a NEW item that is not in retail packaging, usually a plain box, wrapped in plastic or a poly bag.

United States

We strive to ship all orders received before 1:00 pm Mountain Standard Time on the same day. Back orders are shipped per your instructions. All orders are shipped F.O.B. Broomfield, Colorado. Orders are shipped via UPS Ground or Fed Ex Express Saver unless other arrangements are requested. The customer is responsible for all freight charges, insurance, handling charges and C.O.D. fees.

Please feel free to contact your Customer Service Representative with any questions.

Free Shipping on Prepaid Orders

We will pay the ground shipping charges within the Continental U.S. for a wholesale prepaid order of $3000 or more. Payment is only accepted by cashiers check, money order, or pre-approved company check. Due to processing fees, credit/debit cards cannot be accepted as prepayment.

Return Window

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. Items must be in their original condition and packaging to be eligible for a return.

Return Process

1. Request a Return:

   • Contact our customer service team at [insert contact email/phone number] to request a return.
   • Provide your order number, the item(s) you wish to return, and the reason for the return.

2. Receive Return Authorization:

   • Once your return request is approved, you will receive a Return Authorization (RA) number along with return instructions.

3. Package and Ship Your Return:

   • Pack the item(s) securely in the original packaging.
   • Include the RA number and a copy of the original receipt or proof of purchase.
   • Ship the return to the address provided in the return instructions.

Refunds

• Refund Process:

  • Once we receive your return, we will inspect the item(s) and notify you of the status of your refund.
  • If the return is approved, we will process your refund to the original method of payment within 7-10 business days.

• Partial Refunds:

  • Items that are returned damaged, missing parts, or not in their original condition may be subject to a partial refund or restocking fee.

Exchanges

• We only replace items if they are defective or damaged. If you need to exchange an item, please contact our customer service team.

Non-Returnable Items

• Some items cannot be returned, including:
  • Gift cards
  • Downloadable software products
  • Perishable goods (e.g., food, flowers)
  • Personal care items (e.g., intimate or sanitary goods)

Return Shipping Costs

• If the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.), we will cover the return shipping costs.
• For other returns, you will be responsible for paying the shipping costs.

Contact Information

If you have any questions about our return policy, please contact us at:

• Email: kinkscloset1@gmail.com
• Phone: 888 840 6399