This cute Andromeda alien is the perfect size to crawl inside your most intimate of places! Green and gold skin shine when light hits it. Two narrow, red eyes watch you with a menacing glare. The head has small, soft ears, a narrow face and a bumpy, large chest that makes the dong swollen at the center. It is textured for your pleasure and will satisfy you in new ways that only this alien can deliver! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strapon! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat. After traveling over 2.5 million lightyears to the Andromeda galaxy, your team has landed on a foreign planet. For the first time you step foot on a new planet that is ripe with life. Your spacesuit tells you that the air is breathable, full of oxygen and nitrogen, and you take off your helmets and breathe it in. It makes you feel a little light-headed; it's been a while since you could breathe the air of a planet instead of some recycled air on a ship or from an oxygen can. Your team leader signals to split up to explore but to keep comms on. You take the western direction. Soon you find something that you haven't seen since you were on Earth; a small pond of crystal clear water. You use your suit to test the water and, to your surprise, it is safe and clean! Excited, you strip off your suit and lay it carefully to the side of the pond. "Just a dip into the water can't hurt", you think. The water is warm and the mossy banks in the shade are heavenly. You start to drift. You feel elated from the high oxygen in the air. Something moves in the water and you wake up abruptly. As you look on the banks of the pond you see smalle, green creatures that look like little dragons. They come up from the moss as if they were part of it. Red eyes glow and blink and their little heads wiggle as their ears twitch in your direction. You reach out to touch one and it feels wet as it writhes in your hand. No one is around and these little creatures start to writhe and move closer to your body. You let them writhe and move closer and as they touch you, you feel waves of ecstasy moves through your body. Your logical brain is trying to warn you, but your body feels so amazing you don't heed the warning. You feel something slide between your thighs and before you can stop it, it slides inside and the feeling is pure bliss! You begin to moan in pleasure, louder and louder, your body rolling in waves for every climax!

United States

We strive to ship all orders received before 1:00 pm Mountain Standard Time on the same day. Back orders are shipped per your instructions. All orders are shipped F.O.B. Broomfield, Colorado. Orders are shipped via UPS Ground or Fed Ex Express Saver unless other arrangements are requested. The customer is responsible for all freight charges, insurance, handling charges and C.O.D. fees.

Please feel free to contact your Customer Service Representative with any questions.

Free Shipping on Prepaid Orders

We will pay the ground shipping charges within the Continental U.S. for a wholesale prepaid order of $3000 or more. Payment is only accepted by cashiers check, money order, or pre-approved company check. Due to processing fees, credit/debit cards cannot be accepted as prepayment.

Return Window

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. Items must be in their original condition and packaging to be eligible for a return.

Return Process

1. Request a Return:

   • Contact our customer service team at [insert contact email/phone number] to request a return.
   • Provide your order number, the item(s) you wish to return, and the reason for the return.

2. Receive Return Authorization:

   • Once your return request is approved, you will receive a Return Authorization (RA) number along with return instructions.

3. Package and Ship Your Return:

   • Pack the item(s) securely in the original packaging.
   • Include the RA number and a copy of the original receipt or proof of purchase.
   • Ship the return to the address provided in the return instructions.

Refunds

• Refund Process:

  • Once we receive your return, we will inspect the item(s) and notify you of the status of your refund.
  • If the return is approved, we will process your refund to the original method of payment within 7-10 business days.

• Partial Refunds:

  • Items that are returned damaged, missing parts, or not in their original condition may be subject to a partial refund or restocking fee.

Exchanges

• We only replace items if they are defective or damaged. If you need to exchange an item, please contact our customer service team.

Non-Returnable Items

• Some items cannot be returned, including:
  • Gift cards
  • Downloadable software products
  • Perishable goods (e.g., food, flowers)
  • Personal care items (e.g., intimate or sanitary goods)

Return Shipping Costs

• If the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.), we will cover the return shipping costs.
• For other returns, you will be responsible for paying the shipping costs.

Contact Information

If you have any questions about our return policy, please contact us at:

• Email: kinkscloset1@gmail.com
• Phone: 888 840 6399